{"id":1491,"date":"2010-08-24T20:36:26","date_gmt":"2010-08-24T19:36:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.undermybed.co.uk\/?p=1491"},"modified":"2010-08-24T20:36:26","modified_gmt":"2010-08-24T19:36:26","slug":"7-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thosenoisydogs.co.uk\/?p=1491","title":{"rendered":"7 Things …"},"content":{"rendered":"

From, of course, Bernadette and the Obay Shelties<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Seven Things you may not know about me:<\/p>\n

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  1. I hate tomatoes.<\/li>\n
  2. I used to ride horses, and the best horse I rode was a chestnut Thoroughbred called Jim.<\/li>\n
  3. I live in an attic room.<\/li>\n
  4. Although I love my Clio, I hate driving it.<\/li>\n
  5. I don’t drink alcohol, but when I do, I still don’t get drunk easily.<\/li>\n
  6. I collected the final five Harry Potter books at midnight, and finished them all before dawn the same night.<\/li>\n
  7. My first ever competition — flyball — was the day Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire was released. We weren’t supposed to be going but they needed another a Starter dog at the last minute. I’d had about an hour’s sleep beforehand.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Seven things you may not know about my dogs:<\/p>\n

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    1. Kim sleeps in my room. I carry her up the spiral staircase every night!<\/li>\n
    2. Mollie does beautiful heelwork, finishes, retreives and positions on the move. (I did not teach her this).<\/li>\n
    3. Dylan is always the first dog into his bed at night, and is always the first one up in the morning.<\/li>\n
    4. Kim ran away when we were moving house in 2001, and then got stuck behind a 6-foot fence. She has never run away again.<\/li>\n
    5. All three dogs think Alfie the Greyhound is the Best Dog Ever.<\/li>\n
    6. Three completely random people asked if Dylan was available to stud during the first 12 months of his life.<\/li>\n
    7. Kim knocked over two metal candlesticks as a puppy. She was so traumatised by this event that we had to get rid of the candlesticks because she kept attacking them, and 9 years later she still alert-barks when you blow out candles.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

      From, of course, Bernadette and the Obay Shelties. Seven Things you may not know about me: I hate tomatoes. I used to ride horses, and the best horse I rode was a chestnut Thoroughbred called Jim. I live in an attic room. Although I love my Clio, I hate driving it. I don’t drink alcohol, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[34],"tags":[51],"class_list":["post-1491","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-website-updates","tag-blog-memes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5mHz0-o3","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thosenoisydogs.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1491"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thosenoisydogs.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thosenoisydogs.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thosenoisydogs.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thosenoisydogs.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1491"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/thosenoisydogs.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1491\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thosenoisydogs.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thosenoisydogs.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thosenoisydogs.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}