{"id":1637,"date":"2010-11-19T19:57:11","date_gmt":"2010-11-19T19:57:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.undermybed.co.uk\/?p=1637"},"modified":"2010-11-19T19:57:11","modified_gmt":"2010-11-19T19:57:11","slug":"fog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thosenoisydogs.co.uk\/?p=1637","title":{"rendered":"Fog"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s been very foggy today.<\/p>\n

Being a good dog owner, I looked outside and thought about what a lovely walk we could take, since there would be no golfers playing golf in the fog. The golfers have a hard enough time playing in the bright sunlight, considering the amount of misplaced golf balls we recover on a daily basis, so we’d have all the greens to ourselves.<\/p>\n

I thought about how nice it would be to get some photos of the dogs in the fog, and what an opportunity it was. I thought about the grass sparkling with dew and the dead trees and the very eerie fog, and what lovely atmospheric photos it would give.<\/p>\n

And then I thought some more, about how damp and cold it looked, and how creepy the fog was, and how if anyone attacked me with some kind of axe-shaped object, no-one would hear me scream. So instead I made the decision to stay indoors, with the happy warm glow of my computer.<\/p>\n

So my dogs have been forced to spend the afternoon gazing wistfully out of windows and reading magazines to pass the time.<\/p>\n

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