{"id":710,"date":"2008-11-15T15:52:47","date_gmt":"2008-11-15T14:52:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.undermybed.co.uk\/archives\/710"},"modified":"2008-11-15T15:52:47","modified_gmt":"2008-11-15T14:52:47","slug":"things-i-learnt-today-at-flyball","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thosenoisydogs.co.uk\/?p=710","title":{"rendered":"Things I Learnt Today at Flyball"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Dylan simply cannot flyball in ankle deep mud. He doesn&#8217;t go anywhere and falls over a lot.<\/li>\n<li>Mollie firmly believes that <a href=\"http:\/\/jetpops.undermybed.co.uk\/\">Jet<\/a> drops her ball, even though Jet doesn&#8217;t.<\/li>\n<li>Jet cannot understand why Mollie is following her.<\/li>\n<li>You can&#8217;t throw balls past Dylan&#8217;s head on the runback and expect him to keep facing forwards.<\/li>\n<li>Kim remains sparkly white and clean despite flyballing in ankle deep mud.<\/li>\n<li>Mollie does not.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/bouncingbackbailey.blogspot.com\/\">Bailey<\/a> likes to make Emma walk backwards and forward in the mud (possibly in the hope she will fall over) by dancing around everyone when she&#8217;s supposed to be in the car.<\/li>\n<li>When Dylan is facing the wrong way, you cannot let him go and expect a good changeover like you can with Kim.<\/li>\n<li>Bailey is fairly easy to pin to the floor, but it&#8217;s really hard to make her stand back up again.<\/li>\n<li>The whole of Dylan&#8217;s team are useless in ankle deep mud, except for Skye, who runs faster.<\/li>\n<li>There is a possibility Skye told the rest of her team to make her look good.<\/li>\n<li>Mollie is adorably fluffy after a bath.<\/li>\n<li>Our shower is more powerful when spraying cold water only, and changing from warm water to cold whilst Dylan is in the bath will make him leap 4 foot in the air and land on the other side of the bathroom, whipping you with his dirty fur as he passes.<\/li>\n<li>I must return my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.undermybed.co.uk\/archives\/709\">postal vote<\/a> this weekend, because we would all like to see the height dogs catch a break.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dylan simply cannot flyball in ankle deep mud. He doesn&#8217;t go anywhere and falls over a lot. Mollie firmly believes that Jet drops her ball, even though Jet doesn&#8217;t. Jet cannot understand why Mollie is following her. You can&#8217;t throw balls past Dylan&#8217;s head on the runback and expect him to keep facing forwards. Kim [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12,15,18,19,20,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-710","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dylan","category-flyball","category-jet","category-kim","category-mollie","category-training"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5mHz0-bs","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thosenoisydogs.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/710"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thosenoisydogs.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thosenoisydogs.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thosenoisydogs.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thosenoisydogs.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=710"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/thosenoisydogs.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/710\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thosenoisydogs.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thosenoisydogs.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thosenoisydogs.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}